Have we all run out of jokes?
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Have we all run out of jokes?
Last month the UN conducted a world wide survey by phone through their centre in India. The question was "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the "rest of the world". The survey was a complete failure, because,
1 In Eastern Europe they did not know what "honest" meant
2 In Western Europe they did not know what "shortage" meant.
3 In Africa they did not know what food" meant
4 In China they did not know what "opinion" meant
5 In The Middle East they did not know what "solution" meant
6 In South America they did not know what "please" meant
7 In North america they did not know what "rest of the world" meant
8 In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
1 In Eastern Europe they did not know what "honest" meant
2 In Western Europe they did not know what "shortage" meant.
3 In Africa they did not know what food" meant
4 In China they did not know what "opinion" meant
5 In The Middle East they did not know what "solution" meant
6 In South America they did not know what "please" meant
7 In North america they did not know what "rest of the world" meant
8 In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
chrisnchrisroberts- Number of posts : 123
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hughb- Number of posts : 575
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Laugh I nearly cried!
A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat. While walking round his property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat. The lawyer starts yelling, 'Oh my god! Help me! help me! His wife runs up and asks what is the matter. The lawyer points to his feet and screams, 'I'm melting! I'm melting ......!
Steve Traill- Number of posts : 800
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Re: Have we all run out of jokes?
NOW that is funny
OK Q. What is the last thing to go through a flys mind ,When it hit a car windscreen???
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A IT'S Ass
OK Q. What is the last thing to go through a flys mind ,When it hit a car windscreen???
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A IT'S Ass
hughb- Number of posts : 575
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