Dean's Daily Chuckle

Saw a notice the other day that said a major UK cruise ship company were going to charge passengers for using the ships toilets. Rumour has it that it is to be called "Pee & Owe".

That is crap

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live

OK here you go >I got told this to rember in R/C things
"The nective is the femaile one"

The rugby talent scouts went to central australia to find a few new recruits. They find a young lad who showed a plenty of promise. They told him they would fly him to Sydney for a week, put him up in a flash motel and on saturday they would see how he went in the team. But as he was younger than most of the team they said they would only play him for the first half then pull him off. The kid is standing there grinning from ear to ear and the talent scouts cannot understand why he has such a big smile on his face. So they ask him why he is smiling so much after being told he is only to play the first half of the game. Well he says, back home after the first half we only get an orange.

Hi my nephew told us this at dinner .

A man went in to the doctors and say "In the night 3 horses went in my ear."

Doctors has a look and says " Do not worry you are stable"